REASONS A SOUTHERN GAL NEEDS FABRIC

REASONS A SOUTHERN GAL NEEDS FABRIC

1. It's on Sale!
2. It's good for the economy by supporting my local cotton farmer friends.
3. Supports my local quilt shop, Patches & Stitches
4. What else would I use my 40% Hancock's/JoAnn's/Hobby Lobby coupon on?
5. It doesn't need refrigeration.I don't have to cook it, can it, freeze it, or make relish with it.
6. To adorn myself in my favorite college regalia on any given Saturday in October.
7. It does not cause Lyme disease, Tick fever, West Nile Virus, or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever.
8. It is less expensive than psychiatric care.
9. Can be used to make a casserole carrier for the next funeral casserole.
10. It is not fattening.
11. It has no Trans Fats or artificial sweetners.
12. I don't have to feed it, water it, change it, put it in time-out, wipe it's nose or take it's temperature.
13. It can be used as a head cover to protect from flying debris spawned by a tornado.
14. It can serve as a seat cushion in a Storm Cellar during a Tornado Warning.
15. The one who dies with the most fabric wins.
16. It can be used as Table Covers for the next Bridal Tea, Jr. League Brunch, Baby Shower, or Church Shower.
17. It is a necessary base for all monogramming.
18. Used to make matching basket covers in which to serve food at my next Southern Football Tailgate Party.
19. For sewing Monogrammed Dresses for little girls with the required 5 ruffles and matching Hairbow the size of Alabama!

MOST IMPORTANT: FABRIC IS For my COMFORT, for PETTING, for LOOKING AT,  and JUST BECAUSE I LOVE IT!!!!!