DOTS AND ROBBERS...I"M BACK!

GMAMA IS BACK!

WHEW!  WHAT A 2 WEEK BREAK..OR SHOULD I SAY *BREAK-IN*???

Yep, it was more like a WALK-IN considering our doors were unlocked.

But Geez Louise...WE WERE IN THE BACKYARD!!

My CSI/NCIS crime fighting skills came in handy when I went for the latex gloves before touching anything. After-all I didn't want to disturb the crime scene with my own fingerprints!  It didn't matter in the long run because evidently this robbery wasn't the thieves' "first rodeo" if you know what I mean.  They wore Gloves!!...  Left some industrial glue type substance from construction gloves.  They had obviously moved several large items earlier that morning on their little crime spree.

#1 husband and I plus Sidekick Scott were approx. 50 yds. back from the house, close to the barn, drinking some ice water.  PaPaw cut brush while Scott and I watched a little mama red bird search for her nest in the cut limbs....20-30 minutes at most...walked back to the house...Papaw goes upstairs to take a shower...I go in to the den to turn on Cartoons for Scott...NO TV!!!!!!  

GRANDMAMA, "WHERE IS THE  TV???"

SCOTT, "I CAN'T WATCH SUPER HEROES, GRANDMAMA!"

CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP  (That's ME CLOMPING upstairs, 2 at a time)

GRANDMAMA (YELLING OVER THE RUNNING SHOWER), "WE"VE BEEN ROBBED!!!"

       PAPAW, "WHAT??????????????????????????????"

      GRANDMAMA, (JERKING SHOWER CURTAIN BACK AND YELLING LOUDER), "WE'VE 

                                    BEEN ROBBED!!!!!!  THE BIG SCREEN TV IS GONE AND THEY'VE 

                                    BEEN IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!"

      PAPAW (STILL IN SHOWER)  "SOMEONE STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR????"

      GRANDMAMA, "YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR GUNS!" ................................

   

                                    NOW!!!!  I HAVE HIS ATTENTION!  HE SCRAMBLES OUT OF SHOWER

                                    DRIPPING WET, RUNS TO DRESSER DRAWER WHERE HE KEEPS

                                    A LOADED PISTOL.

    PAPAW,  "JANE!  WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!"

                                             WHAT CAN I SAY????  WE BOTH NEED HEARING AIDES!!

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